"Thank You For The Music"

I'm up early in the morn, sending emails is not a chore
When I send one joke, you know there’ll be more
But I have a quality, on this you can depend
'Cause everyone listens when I hit send
I'm so grateful to have found
All I want is to spread humor around.

So I say
Thanks to the cast for the music, the songs you’re singing
Thanks for all the joy you're bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would supperette be?
Without Joy’s invitation what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me

After the emails it is matchmaking time
My passion is SawYouAtSinai.comedy
Ashkenasi or Sefardi
Baal Teshuva or Tzioni
Machmir, yeshivish, or frum from birth
Of size and shape there is no dirth.

So I say Thanks to the cast for the music, the songs you’re singing
Thanks for all the raffle gifts they're bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would supperette be?
Without centerpieces what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me

Shidduchim are like splitting the sea
I could use some help from this assembly
Just remember – Play cupid not stupid
The results could be splendid
For on you the singles have depended
Women are accomplished & want to build a house
Nothing can capture a heart like a proper spouse

So I say
Thanks, Sandy for the music, cast songs you’re singing
Thanks Rebecca for all the joy you’re bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would supperette be?
Without Carol & Suzanne what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me